Through some googling I accidentally discovered a lovely paragraph from Charles Dickens’s David Copperfield on shorthand. For journalism students in strange and largely British tracts of the world who are forced to learn the half-maddening, but vital, skill of stenography I thought this passage might be poignant if not a little funny.
I must note as an unfortunate aside that I have not read much Dickens (dust continues to accumulate on a copy of A Tale of Two Cities I picked up from the Salvation Army two years ago), I understand the main character of David Copperfield, like the author himself, learns shorthand to cover parliament. I thought this was an apt description of adjusting to the odd language, regardless of which strain of shorthand you happen to be learning.
From the beginning of chapter 38:
I bought an approved scheme of the noble art and mystery of stenography (which cost me ten and sixpence) ; and plunged into a sea of perplexity that brought me, in a few weeks, to the confines of distraction. The changes that were rung upon dots, which in such a position meant such a thing, and in such another position something else, entirely different; the wonderful vagaries that were played by circles; the unaccountable consequences that resulted from marks like flies’ legs; the tremendous effects of a curve in a wrong place; not only troubled my waking hours, but reappeared before me in my sleep. When I had groped my way, blindly, through these difficulties, and had mastered the alphabet, which was an Egyptian Temple in itself theio then appeared a procession of new horrors, called arbitrary characters; the most despotic characters I have ever known; who insisted, for instance, that a thing like the beginning of a cobweb, meant expectation, and that a pen-and-ink sky-rocket stood for disadvantageous. When I had fixed these wretches in my mind, I found that they had driven everything else out of it: then, beginning again, I forgot them ; while I was picking them up, I dropped the other fragments of the system: in short, it was almost heart-breaking.
Bad craziness.
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